BENJIPHONIK SAVES FUTURE FROM GROOVE KILLING ROBOTS
In an inexplicable bout of time-travel, self proclaimed Hip Hop savant, Benjiphonik, unwittingly saved the universe from sonic annihilation. According to Mr Phonik, there was a shocking lack of Hip Hop in the distant future. The culprit? Our mechanical galactic overlords. As stated by the rapper, "When I got to the future it was chocked full of funk-hating, groove-killing, nasty-evil robots!"
Luckily the rapper had time-traveled with several, digitally downloadable, copies of his new EP, Omega Funk 10,000. As Benjiphonik distributed the EP throughout the galaxy it had a profound effect on the ruling automatons. "Apparently the robots couldn't handle that much funk. It fried their circuits, and turned them all into sexy groove-loving robo dance party machines." The rapper couldn't be found for further comment because he traveled back in time, to the early 1980's, to celebrate his victory with Afrika Bambaataa & The Soulsonic Force.
(EP Release Wednesday, September 9 at 8:00 PM PDT)
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